CSP-001

Object #: 001

Object Class: Red

Written by Dr. Jonas and Dr. Patrick

Security clearance: 03

Special Containment Procedures: CSP-Evan is to be kept in an empty cell with a bolted-down table and chair at Site-69. Every day at 12:00 PM and 12:00 AM, CSP-Evan is to be fed a small bowl of corn flakes. Nobody is to enter the cell unguarded at any time, unless with a phone with Geometry Dash or worldbox installed and open.

Description: CSP - Evan is a 12-year-old boy wearing a backpack with a lunchbox attached, and a school uniform addressing him from Twin Cities Academy, MN. Any attempts to open the lunchbox or backpack have ended in CSP-Evan going into his rage mode. The lunchbox has been successfully opened to crude replicas of Evan Marcelle’s school supplies. Sources have concluded that TCA is a real school and nothing anomalous has been recorded upon the school grounds. A number of other anomalous events have happened at TCA, including CSP-Yaggabucci and CSP-mystery meat.

CSP-Evan’s nature is recorded as being docile normally, shambling across his cell aimlessly. As soon as an adult human or any CSP official enters his cell, CSP-Evan will find something to get mad at them for. This could be anything - CSP-Evan seems to have an innate knowledge of his victim’s lives, and has spazzed out over an official’s browser history, a man’s handling of zoo animals, and a child hating Spagetti-Os. As soon as CSP-Evan has recognized the “crime”, he will announce it and try to attack the “criminal”, who at this point will be deemed CSP-Evan-001. CSP-Evan will dash towards 001, screaming, and immediately tear out their respiratory organs, leaving them dead or dying. CSP-Evan will then say “The deed is done”, and will try to go back to TCA, even though his current location is at Site-69, in Austin, Texas.

CSP-Evan has the ability to read minds (presumably) and can move incredibly fast.

He can scream about as loud as a standard jet engine, so anyone working in Site-69 building is required to wear noise-cancelling headphones. CSP-Evan, though capable of human speech, seems not to be sentient and does not have the basic intelligence of a twelve-year-old.

CSP-Evan, with his speech, was interviewed, with the CSP contained behind a wall:

Dr. Evan: All right. My evil twin. Whaddya got?

CSP-001: A creation of my own. Myself. [grins]

Dr. Evan: And your creator...?

CSP-001: Myself- no, my mother. My father. Not all me. Not all me... [Begins slamming head against wall]

Dr. Evan: Hey, woah, woah, buddy... what the hell?

CSP-001: [screaming]

Dr. Evan: Someone get me out of here!

CSP-001: [slurring] You! You watched Geometry Dash porn yesterday!

'''Scr. Dash:''' You what?

CSP-001: [Charges up and rams against seperation wall]

[Feed cuts.]

Dr. Evan: Uh, that's a lot of blood.

Discovery: CSP-Evan was discovered by the side of

the road, walking towards TCA from an unknown destination. CSP-Evan was saying things such as “I must take his place” and “Screw the factory man”.

Addendum:

-CSP-Evan seems to be obsessed with the mobile game “Geometry Dash”, completely calming down after watching gameplay from one of the levels. This is the reason for the requirement to have Geometry Dash installed for CSP phones.

-If you stay in the same room with Evan for more than five minutes, he will automatically enter rage mode.

-CSP-Evan was once observed to be rooting through an electrical box in his room, trying to build something. The fuse box was soon removed.