CSP-013

Object #: 013

Object Class: Euclid

Written by Dr. Jonas

Security clearance: 03

Special containment procedures: Reports have been released about the CSP-013 spam notification, saying that it contains an extreme malware virus. CSP-013-002 is to be attempted to be monitored, and the search for it’s hideout continues.

Description: CSP-013 consists of two seperate things, designated CSP-013-001 and 002.

CSP-013-001 is a computer notification, seen as a spam email. The notification functions as an “error” pop-up, and appears at any given time. The notification reads, “Jon would like to take your hold hands”, with two response options: “Sure!” and “DENY”. If denied, the notification will disappear and never return. If accepted, shit gets real.

CSP-013-002 is an emaciated, pale, humanoid figure, who is most likely “Jon”. The figure is seen hunched over, with a sickly grin. It also has dozens of human hands attached to it’s back, as a result of it’s nature. [It also looks like Jon Arbuckle.]

If the notification is actually accepted, CSP-013-002 will eventually manifest near you. It will slowly approach, revealing more of itself as it does so. It will catch you and [REDACTED], severing your hands. The creature will then leave. How fast CSP-013-002 manifests depends on how far away you live from New Jersey, which has been tracked from incident spots to be the main spot for CSP-013, and is where most CSP-013-001s occur. The max amount of time for CSP-013-002 to appear is about 10 hours, if you are in the absolute bottom of Western Australia.

Discovery: Reports of CSP-013 have been dated back to at least 1773, with the “notification” appearing on stray pieces of paper. It is possible that CSP-013 has appeared since the beginning of time, with CSP-013-001 being on whatever’s available.

Addendum:

- It is possible that CSP-013 is connected to CSP-006, but it is unconfirmed if this “Jon” is based off the one from the Garfield universe. Yes, it is. With more cases of CSP-013 appearing, similarities to the entity and Jon Arbuckle were noticed. It is definitely another Garfield CSP. What’s going on with this Garfield stuff?