CSP-003

Object #: 003

Object Class: Euclid

Written by Dr. Patrick

Security clearance: 04/1406

Special Containment Procedures: CSP-Yaggabucci is to be contained in cell 107 at Site-TCA. CSP-Yaggabucci is to be guarded by 2 (two) armed guards. Every day 8 classes consisting of 24 D-class are to be sent to CSP-Yaggabucci’s cell.

Description: CSP-Yaggabucci appears to be a deformed 7th grade history teacher. CSP-Yaggabucci was originally contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-420 although after several escapes to the director of Site-420 she was granted a cell at Site-TCA.

CSP-Yaggabucci’s anomalies abilities include causing extreme boredom to her classes and being able to control the actions of her students. It appears that she only attacks students that constantly cause problems or get bad scores, but before attacking she spends 4 days trying to help them behave and get better scores before she deems them useless to society and consumes them. CSP-Yaggabucci is required to have daily classes, or else she will attempt to breach containment out of unhappiness. She feeds on them via a long needle like thing that comes out of her mouth and sticks the students with it, therefore consuming them from the inside out until they are just skin. She also emits enzymes to liquify the bones.

Discovery: She was discovered when 10 students went missing. The local police found CSP-Yaggabucci feeding on one of the students. That’s when CSP became involved. When questioned why CSP-Yaggabucci was feeding on them; CSP-Yaggabucci simply replied “They were bad students. Always acting up in class. Constant F’s. I tried to help them but I couldn’t. So they were of no use to society. Although I had a purpose for them.” CSP-Yaggabucci refused to talk after that.

CSP-Yaggabucci is rumored to have been a teacher at TCA, the same school with CSP-Evan. According to a couple of the students, she was possessed by a higher power, not a particularly malicious one, but just trying to improve humanity and failing.

Addendum:

-CSP-Yaggabucci’s original name was Ms. Yaccobucci.

-In class one day, a student asked why CSP-Yaggabucci existed, and she said “to work alongside the factory man to improve humanity”. The “factory man” has been referenced by a number of other CSPs, and is rumored to be Dr. Patrick, as that is what CSP-Evan likes to call him. “Yes, I am the factory man. It was a childhood nickname because I could make anything.”

- Dr. Patrick

-One day in class, Yaggabucci decided to do a lesson on a living toaster named “Carl” who supposedly lives in Australia. The D-class told Foundation officials and a squadron was sent out to Australia at the coordinates given by CSP-Yaggabucci. The squadron found a seemingly non-anomalous toaster on the ground and brought it back to Site-TCA. The next morning, the D-class found that Carl had been beaten by CSP-Yaggabucci with a hammer. Officials inspected the remains of the toaster and found nothing strange. Officials found that Carl was alive and sentient. On the bottom, the words “Brought to You by the Factory Man” were found. “Carl” has been deemed CSP-Yaggabucci-002.