CSP-004

Object #: 004

Object Class: Safe

Written by Dr. Patrick

Security clearance: 02

Special Containment Procedures: CSP-004, or as I like to call it, Dr. Pen is to be kept in Dr. Patrick’s coat pocket at all times. Pen is to only be taken out for special occasions or in the event of a mass escape. If CSP-004 ever becomes an evil CSP by becoming more self-conscious to it’s plight and decides to work with CSP-Evan, it is to be destroyed immediately.

Description: Dr. Pen is a blue   Bic  brand ballpoint pen. The pen is shown to be sentient, and can lift itself up to write messages. Dr. Pen has shown an IQ of 1130; lower than Dr. Patrick’s 2240 IQ, but still pretty high. Dr. Pen has the same level clearance as Dr. Patrick and has shown considerable loyalty to Dr. Patrick, like a dog. Dr. Pen is also capable of communication via Morse code with clicking his tip. He also possesses telekinesis and often lifts up other pens to inspect them, knowing the fact that he is not a normal pen. Dr. Pen is very similar to the toaster Carl (aka CSP-Yaggabucci-002). Dr. Pen is able to switch genders and forms to any writing utensil. Dr. Pen mainly stays in male form as Dr. Patrick has ordered Dr. Pen to do so. Dr. Pen sees Dr. Patrick as a superior and tends to warship Dr. Patrick. Although it is undetermined whether this is because Dr. Pen sees Dr. Patrick as a god or if it is Dr. Pen appears to have an attraction to Dr. Patrick. Dr. Patrick has tried to order Dr. Pen to “stop it get some help” and “No, a pen cannot screw a human” to which Dr. Pen replied “well how bout now” and proceeded to grow in size and show female characteristics. Dr. Patrick then said “Holy shit man, I mean can you don’t” Dr. Pen then proceeded to shrink to a normal sized pen and apologized saying “I’m so sorry master” Dr. Patrick then said “ don’t you ever freaking do that again and stop calling me senpai or master or anything like that”.

Dr. Pen is treated as a CSP scientist and has Founder clearance. Dr Pen has the ability to calm any CSP when a breach happens because of him also being a CSP. Dr. Pen is Dr. Patrick’s best friend.

Discovery: Dr. Pen was acquired when Dr. Patrick got bored and snuck into the upgrader (which he is not allowed into anymore after the giant sentient cheez-it incident) and put a pen in on Superfine. The upgrader machine altered the pen into gaining sentience. This is probably also the origin of Carl, but it is unknown who used the machine on him.

Addendum:

-Dr. Pen helped in the research of CSP-CYC and was fitted with a specially made CSP lab coat and given Founder level clearance.

-Dr. Derek Bud Lite reported waking up in the middle of the night to a series of clicks outside his door. He went over and opened it, and found CSP-004 lying on the ground, clicking vigorously, speaking in Morse code. Bud Lite, knowing some Morse code, caught the words “domination”, “containment breach”, and many other things. CSP-004 was kept in a small cell for a while, and said that he did not remember ever saying these things.