CSP-002

Object #: 002

Object Class: Purple

Written by Dr. Jonas

Security clearance: 05/1409

Special Containment Procedures:  CSP-CYC is completely impossible to contain naturally, because of it’s supernatural abilities. In an effort to reduce the amount of deaths by the monster, all pictures drawn of the CYC are to be incinerated. The original image of the CYC is to be kept in a folder in Dr. Jonas’s office. The CYC monster is currently residing in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

Description: CSP-CYC is a large, cat-like monster with a main central head and four incredibly long arms, and smaller heads hanging off from the main one. It has no body or torso, but it does have all the necessary organs required for an organism to survive, mostly located in the main head. It uses the long arms lower on its head for legs and mobility, and the top arms for appendages.

The top head seems to be the one to do all the work, while the bottom three just hang and chat in English. They have also been seen playing cards and bickering while the top head is just trying to survive. They also have no control over any other part of the body, excepting their own small, stubby arms.

The reason CSP-CYC is purple class is because whenever somebody sees a written drawing of the CYC (photographs don’t count), wherever they may be, the CYC will relentlessly chase them, no mercy. The CYC will do whatever it takes to kill the viewer of the drawing, and is almost impossible to defeat. It also seems to be instantly alerted as soon as someone sees the drawing, even if it’s halfway across the world. CYC will viciously maul them and in 100% of cases, the victim perishes.

Discovery: The CYC was discovered by Police Officer Davis Charles in a Minneapolis suburb. After witnessing the monster, police asked him to make a sketch of the beast. This ended in the discovery of the CYC’s paranormal property. Davis and all the other police officers involved in the ordeal were killed. The sketch was soon confiscated by Agent Augustus (wearing a blindfold as to not disturb the CYC.).

Addendum:

-If a person knows what the CYC looks like, they are 100% able to draw a picture of it and inadvertently kill themselves. For this reason, photos of the CYC will never be released to the public.

-CYC stands for “Cat Yeet Cerberus”, poorly named by Dr. Derek Bud Lite in an attempt to stay relevant with the millenials.

-The CYC was once seen conversing with a seemingly smaller, unidentified version of himself, with only a single head and little black shoes. This monster has been named “Mr. Happy” and is classified as CSP-CYC-002. If these monsters are natural organisms, they would belong to the Felis genus, in the same class as the common domestic cat.

-Mr. Happy has also been seen in the Minneapolis area. Not enough is known about the creature to write a full article on it.

-The CYC’s scientific name is Felis cerberus, and Mr. Happy’s is Felis happius.