CSP-010

Object #: 010

Object class: Safe

Written by Dr. Jonas

Security clearance: 02

Special containment procedures: CSP-010 is to be kept in a small, disclosed cell. Security cameras must be set up to monitor the figure, and from time to time the button must be pressed and the scent must be recorded.

Description: CSP-010 is a harmless humanoid entity. It appears as a white male, recovered wearing shorts and a Los Angeles Lakers T-shirt. It’s anatomy is correct and functional, with the exception of the head.

010’s head is a largeish metal box, with the words “New and Improved Scent-in-a-box: Now Mobile for Convenience Purposes! Gives you a sample of all smells universe-wide!” written on it. There is no brain inside it, yet CSP-010 continues to live anyways. On the box is a smiley face scribbled on the front side, a grate on the top, and a button on the right that says “PRESS”.

Once the button is pressed, a random smell will seem to come out of the grate and fill the air. While this happens, CSP-010 will be completely still. The smells that emanate are completely random, and can be pleasant or disgusting. Interestingly, only four out of 500 smells have actually been recognized, probably because the rest of the smells are coming from some other planet or dimension, hence “universe-wide”. Interesting smells are listed here:

Attempt 47: Buttered movie-theater popcorn.

Attempt 109: A smell so foul, it sent the test subject to commit suicide. The room was emptied immediately afterwards. The subject was screaming about “acid gasoline”.

Attempt 183: Rotten eggs, or sulfur.

Attempt 187: A smell so good, the subject would not stop smelling and had to be forcibly removed. He begged to be back with the smell and succumbed to insanity. Once recovered, he described it as “vanilla, cookies, and everything nice.”

Attempt 360: Lavender laundry detergent.

Attempt 499: Raw meat, specifically bacon.

Discovery: CSP-010 was taken off a farm when it wandered onto the property and began inadvertently terrifying all the animals. The farmer ran out to confront the situation, only to be greeted by the CSP and a smell that made his throat dry and his eyes water. He called the police, screaming about “the awful-stenched box-headed man”.

Addendum:

-It is unknown how CSP-010 manages to survive, with having no brain and central nervous system. It also does not require food, yet inexplicably does have a digestive system.

-CSP-010 seems to be the result of a mad scientist’s experiment. It has the marketing on the side of it’s head that would suggest it was a children’s toy.

-CSP-010 can also play music, yet has only done this twice as it appears to cause extreme agonizing pain. Once, officials woke up to the sound of “Birdhouse in your Soul” by They Might Be Giants playing, along with deafening shrieks from the creature. When it was being monitored in daylight, it played “Moonlight” by XXXTentacion out of nowhere and screamed and turned it off.