CSP-009

Object #: 009

Object class: Euclid

Written by Dr. Patrick and Dr. Pen

Edited by Dr. Cindy

Security clearance: 03

Special containment procedure: CSP-009 does not need to be contained except for when their alter ego, Spamber or Amber, appear. If Spamber appears, they/he are to be kept in a D-Class cell for 48 hours. If Amber appears, they, or rather he, is to be kept shackled in a standard humanoid containment cell. All female and non-security personnel are to evacuate immediately to a location 100 miles away from the site.

Description: CSP-009 consists of 2 alter egos, CSP-009-1 (Spamber) and CSP-009-2 (Amber). CSP-009-1 is mostly harmless unless he sees you as a hater. If so, he will attempt to add you to his spam. He is capable of pulling a stove with a pan of spam out of a wormhole that he summons. All attempts of exploring this wormhole have resulted in D-class disappearing. Rescue missions have been attempted. CSP-009-2 appears to be a male with a deeper voice. CSP-009-2 is very aggressive and tends to abduct any females within a 20 mile radius of himself and say things like “Stay away from my females!” or “These are MY females.” to any male that comes within a 5 mile radius of the females CSP-009-2 has abducted. If a male comes within 5 miles of any females CSP-009-2 has abducted, CSP-009-2 will proceed to attack the male with deadly fire and burn the male. CSP-009-2 shows characteristics of most other species. After claiming, protecting females, and being very territorial in about 24 hours he will attempt to mate with the female he has kidnapped.

Discovery: CSP-009-1 was discovered when Dr. Patrick, Dr. Jonas, and Dr. Cindy were studying CSP-008. CSP-009-2 was discovered when the same three doctors were vibing.

Addendum:

-CSP-009 has mixed emotions and is very unpredictable and passionate.

-CSP-009-1 wanted to stuff, cut up and cook Dr. Patrick into taco meat for CSP-008.

-CSP-009-1 was once seen giving cooked meat to an Enderian by the name of Phil. No one knows why he cooked it or what he cooked.

-CSP-009-1 seems to like grinded meat more than any other type. He says he makes tacos with it.

-CSP-009-1 was once seen looking at CSP-005. “It must taste good if it looks good,” CSP-009-1 said.

-Although rarely seen with it, CSP-009-1 can also summon a butcher’s knife through the wormhole.

-CSP-009-2 can enter a “calm” stage where his eyes turn into a bluish-greenish color and his flame markings disappear. There are some cases when CSP-009-2 could actually talk and interact with males in his “calm” stage.